3 definitions by Lving Dead Girl i

NOUN:

1. Only the crazy-best fanfiction writer in the EdEn fandom. She's in the process of publishing her EPIC TRILOGY. Quite famous in the EdEn fandom. Associates with Potions For Foxes and Indigo's Ocean

2. a very sexy utensil that has dreams of word domination

3. An Australian mother goddess of utensils and writing and sexy things. Has links to Japan
1. "Wow this writer's goooood!"

"'Yeah, but she ain't no Spoonsie."

2. "I wish I were as awesome as Spoons."

"Okay that's seriously enough, you're practically stalkering her..."

"Yes but .... pretty writing."

3. "Sexy Spoons Will Rule Us All? What sort of a username is that?"

"A sexy and awesome ONE!"
by Lving Dead Girl i August 10, 2009
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Pronounced CUR-Nih-ski (kur-ni'ski) The Z is silent.

1. An English corruption of a Russian last name. Kurnizki is allegedly easier to pronounce than the true Russian version.
2. denoting an athletic god or goddess.
3. an extremely fit person.
4. Like Kallio, it's a name that substitute teachers are never going to be able to pronounce correctly
5. a fast runner
Person A: Yeah, she does 300 hurdles, 100 hurdles, high jump, a bunch of relays, and she'd do pole vaulting if our school allowed it.
Person B: Wow. She's such a Kurnizki

Person C: Wow! Look at him go!
Person D: he's such a Kurnizki
by Lving Dead Girl i July 18, 2008
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1. A Finnish word meaning "rock." It should be noted that Kallio does not mean church.
2. The name of a district in Helsinki
3. It's also a Finnish last name that American telemarketers cannot pronounce correctly.
4. The name that no substitute teacher can ever pronounce.
5. The name no one spells correctly
Telemarketer: "I'm from Weasels and Co and I'm selling luxury stoat spas, is Ms. CAH-Lie-Oe there?"
Kallio: "It's CAL-lee-Oh."

"Oh, look they spelled Smythe right this time!" "Well, they still managed to misspell Kallio."
by Lving Dead Girl i June 27, 2008
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