When the biggest piece of shit so called man you know hyphenates his last name to appease his wife (who by the way has a vagina that resembles a clown car and smells of petuli), thus loosing his balls and becoming a unic. Then has children that have hyphenated names, bringing an astronomical amount of douche-bagginess to this earth.
Can you believe that new guy in creative? His name is Robert Rice-Smith, he is a total hyphengina
When you leave the loaded condom in the bitches ass you just donkey punched. She awakens to find the condom is full and still in her ass.
Dude i wish i could see her face when she finds out she got donkey ala cream
Waking up from being donkey punched Parkay discovered that she had been served donkey ala cream
; the condom was stuck between her but cheeks
Underage butterfaced girl
Damn! You see that highschool girl? She was a total Pedo Butterface.
Did you hear Mike got that highschool girl pregnant? He is a total Pedo Butterface Babies Daddy now!
When a woman's tits are so small that they resemble the concaved shape of a crater
Damn did you see that bitch? Her crater tits
could collect enough water to solve drought issues in Africa!
After not showering for 4-5 days and having sex
"We have been camping for 5 days I am not giving you any", "c'mon baby lets go have bum sex
in the tent