Definitions by LukeT

warm poo 

An ironic synonym for 'hot shit'.

My GOD that girl is warm poo! I think I've just splunged in my knickers.

warm poo by LukeT September 19, 2007

postnymphet 

A pubescent girl beginning to display behavioural or physical characteristics that make her an object of lust by adult men. Etymology: 'post-' + 'nymphet'

"And then I think of the fantasies starting. He is eyeing the fourteen-year-old postnymphets in bikinis. She covets the TV repairman."

- Erica Jong, 'Fear of Flying'

postnymphet by LukeT September 15, 2007

emoticonoclast 

A person who refuses to use emoticons in text communication, believing their use to constitute an admission of inarticulateness. Etymology: emoticon + iconoclast

Derivatives: emoticonoclasm, emoticonoclastic

Of course I'm an emoticonoclast; why the shite can't people just express themselves using WORDS?

emoticonoclast by LukeT September 15, 2007

wondercunt 

An example of the highest order of being a cunt. Use if describing someone as a 'total, total cunt' is simply not a strong enough order of words.

you won't believe what my friend john did, he wrote off my brand new car, he truly is a wondercunt.

wondercunt by LukeT September 8, 2007