An example of the highest order of being a cunt. Use if describing someone as a 'total, total cunt' is simply not a strong enough order of words.
you won't believe what my friend john did, he wrote off my brand new car, he truly is a wondercunt.
A person who refuses to use emoticons
in text communication, believing their use to constitute an admission of inarticulateness. Etymology: emoticon
Derivatives: emoticonoclasm, emoticonoclastic
Of course I'm an emoticonoclast; why the shite can't people just express themselves using WORDS?
September 06, 2007
My GOD that girl is warm poo! I think I've just splunged in my knickers.
September 08, 2007
A pubescent girl beginning to display behavioural or physical characteristics that make her an object of lust by adult men. Etymology: 'post-' + 'nymphet
"And then I think of the fantasies starting. He is eyeing the fourteen-year-old postnymphets in bikinis. She covets the TV repairman."
- Erica Jong, 'Fear of Flying'
September 05, 2007
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