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amersham

The sneeze that tickles but never comes, according to "The Meaning of Liff". So called because at this North London station the rails rattle but the train never comes.
"Ah...! Ah...! Oh it's gone"
"An Amersham?"
by Luke October 10, 2003
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rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"
Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity
by Luke September 23, 2005
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turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist
Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist
by Luke May 27, 2006
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sutterface

a term used to describe an idiot or someone unaware of what is going on; one who often lacks commen sense in regard to slang terms and/or sexual knowledge

could also be used to describe someone who acts much younger than they really are
dont be such a sutterface

you get on my nerves sutterface

figure it out sutterface
by luke December 22, 2003
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krr splat

A guy that is extremely homo, and loves to get fisted in the ass, and have 69 men to men.
He's one hella gay with a huge asshole!
by Luke January 6, 2005
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SAS

Sportscar Asshole Syndrome
Usually observed in crowded urban areas by middle-aged owners of entry-level or low trim sportscars (BMW Z4, Mercedes slk cars, low-end ferraris Mondial, dino, barchetta, modena, or older cars which once had value, like worthless 70's and 80's supercars). They needlessly rev their engine, also revving in leu of horn. They drive with the top down at all hours of the day and night, insist on parking their own car at the vallet, and take up two parking places while doing so. They try to race everyone, including cars of much higher trim levels (dash of rice), and usually travel with a mediocre looking girl who is 20 years younger.
That guy has SAS. It's drizzling out, and he's got his top down blasting KISS FM as if it were july is Assholeville.
by Luke October 25, 2004
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bo selecta

a real funny progame ever
thats proper bo
oh no my tail poped out
thats a big load of babs yes babs
craiiiig david
by luke September 5, 2003
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