193 definitions by Luke

134
the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.
She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.
by Luke January 12, 2005

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135
Yo mama's hairy ass
Yo mama's shizzy fizzy is like a jungle. I had to bust out the weed wacker to find it.
by Luke October 19, 2003

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136
female gouch; see also gouch and machismo
blake strozyk eats buttussy.
by Luke June 01, 2003

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137
A trite, topical, and out-dated political term invented by republicans for the 2004 ellections. Often used as a term of disparagement to chastize democrats for not supporting every single piece of legislation in favor of one particular thing.
Talking Head 1: Y'know, kerry voted against sending $86 billion of support for our troops. That guy flip flops more than an IHOP!

Talking Head 2: Dude... he wrote his OWN $86 billion troop support bill! And his version said where the money would COME from, instead of just tacking it onto the deficit. Why would he vote for the other bill?
by Luke June 09, 2006

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138
cunjeondell: To smell faintly of a baby having it's diper/nappy changed.

NB: can not actually be applied to a baby having it's diper changed. It is used to express a smell resembling that of a baby having it's diper changed, but actually isn't so.
you walk into a urinal, and you smell something that reminds you of a baby having it's diper changed. But there are no incontonent infants close by because you're in a night club.
by Luke July 28, 2004

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139
a real funny progame ever
thats proper bo
oh no my tail poped out
thats a big load of babs yes babs
craiiiig david
by luke September 05, 2003

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140
The Ray Charles is when you shit on someones eyes and then stick your dick in their mouth.
Ray charles had a Ray Charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.
by Luke February 18, 2005

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