Luke's definitions
a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad
see chode,choad
by Luke January 20, 2004
Get the squanchmug. the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.
by Luke January 12, 2005
Get the wiggity-schplorkmug. First punch the girl in the face till shes bleeding then spooge all over her face and then mix it around with your sauage patty.
by luke February 17, 2005
Get the bizmarkmug. by Luke January 28, 2004
Get the Rosismmug. Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"
Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity
by Luke September 23, 2005
Get the rhyming slangmug. by Luke May 27, 2006
Get the turtle victimmug. 