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homosexuality

1.To be attracted to the same sex.

2.Homosexual people are judged based on a book written 2000 years ago and two mythical characters called Adam and Eve.

3. Gay people are often judged on double standards.
1. George likes Michael. Linda likes Sarah.

2. People who say homosexuality is wrong/a sin are afraid they are the same.

3. Two lesbians on tv are hot, but two guys are gross (look "sarcasm")
by Luizza November 11, 2006
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katie holmes

Also known as Tomkat.
Member of worst publicity stunt after Anna Nicole Smith and Paris Hilton.
by Luizza June 30, 2006
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angelina jolie

Hollywood actress many people accuse of being a home wrecker, even though it usually takes TWO to have a relationship.
If someone cheated on Jennifer Aniston, it was Brad!

I don't blame Angelina Jolie for falling for brad.
by luizza June 30, 2006
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homosexuality

1.To be attracted to the same sex.

2. Gay people are judged based on a book written 2000 years ago and two mythical characters called Adam and Eve.

3. Gay people are often judged on double standards.

4. People who say homosexuality is wrong/a sin are afraid they are the same.
1. George likes Michael. Linda likes Sarah.

2. 4000 years ago monkeys didn't have names.

3. Two lesbians on tv are hot, but two guys are gross (look "sarcasm")

5. Carlos says homosexuality is a sin and gays will rotten in hell because he's still in the closet.
by Luizza November 6, 2006
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psychiatry

A medical specialization satanized by people who have nothing to talk about and/or write self-help books. Usually they need mental counseling themselves, they just don't have the IQ required to know who a good psychiatrist is.

Usually people who are "against" psychiatry and psychiatric medications have never suffered from a major mental disorder, so SHUT THE F**K UP
-I know the history of neurosurgery. Can I operate on your brain?

-Thousands of people have benefited from psychiatric medications and well trained physicians. You should listen to them instead of ENTERTEINER Tom Cruise.

-Antidepressants and antipsychotic drugs have side effects because they are evil. People should never take antibiotics. They have side effects, that makes them evil too.

-Tom Cruise seems to suffer from manic-depressive disorder. He could use the help of psychiatry.

-If vitamins keep Tom Cruise sane and grounded, pass the Prozac.
by Luizza November 5, 2006
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bogota

Bogota is the shit!

Doug Liman should've done a Google search before filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith
by Luizza June 28, 2006
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