2 definitions by Luci's lust

A man's penis that has been in so many females it becomes lacto-fermented like sauerkraut.

The opposite of a kan who has "sweet meat".

A man who has a yeast infection so terrible that would make the Pillsbury doughboy want to kick babies.
He got Krautcock that smells like Sally Sardines gynecologist's office on the hottest day in August.

Don't let him fool you he has a awful case of Krautcock.

I heard he runs the Cherry Tree Chicken Ranch so you know he got Krautcock.
by Luci's lust January 17, 2021
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A female that sexually moved through the family tree collecting sperm donations from each male member.
Damn Steveo your ex really turned into a Klingensmith collection plate.

Timmy be careful not to donate to the Keith family collection plate.
by Luci's lust January 2, 2021
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