4 definitions by LoyalEmployee
A person who gets satisfaction out of repeated attempts to physically hurt another persons nipple(s).
by LoyalEmployee October 10, 2019
by LoyalEmployee January 15, 2016
Someone, often after taking a pill of the nig variety, that lassos and fondles the testicles of young boys. This is usually followed by booty wrangling.
Cooter: “that nigger right there is a rootin’ tootin’ child dingler!” “Carol, keep the kids in the basement and call me if that nigger comes ‘round!”
by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019
A cowboy, typically black, who lassos the booties of children, typically male, before ramming a 1473 degrees Kelvin iron rod into their shit box. This seals the anus by melting the flesh. This was a very common practice for ridding the Midwest of faggotry during the late 1800s to early 1900s.
So sad how booty wrangling is frowned upon now. Look at how many faggots are walking around! We need a Booty Wrangler to go wrangle some booty and make America great again.
by LoyalEmployee October 10, 2019