17 definitions by Loxastic

Sidegate

The act of having sex with a woman’s armpit as a form of contraception.

Josh busted through the sidegate and avoided the lifelong responsibility of parenthood as a result.

by Loxastic June 16, 2022

alcomaggot

Someone who tends to turn into a crazy person after consuming more than their fair share of alcohol.

Matt: What’s with that Cherie chick, one minute we’re all havin a few wines, nekminnit, she’s face first on the concrete
Sarah: Nah mate, she’s just an alcomaggot

by Loxastic May 15, 2020

Scunge

The secondhand tobacco, obtained by the act of sniping, which can be used to roll a whole cigarette AKA a scungie.

Hey Damo, give us ya fucken lighter so I can roll us a scungie out of all this scunge ya cunt.

by Loxastic September 3, 2021

furspective

The ability to feel, smell, sense and experience life from the unique level and experience of your beloved canine or feline fur-baby

I’m a vegetarian, but watching my dog Edie chewin on that pigs ear for six hours gives me some serious furspective on what it might feel like to dig my teeth into the chewy freeze dried flesh of another living thing. It just seems to make her so happy, and I want to feel that.

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

cuntstacle

1. Something that gets in the way of you getting pussy
2. Someone who stops you getting what you want, by making a cunt of themselves.

Melissa’s brother Dazza is such a cuntstacle, he keeps walking in on us every time I start fingering her

by Loxastic April 18, 2020

Scungie

A whole cigarette, rolled using secondhand tobacco, sourced entirely through acts of sniping.

Hey Damo, give us a scungie ya cheap cunt, I don’t get me dole cheque til Thursday and I just ran out of White Ox.

by Loxastic September 3, 2021

isobabies

Children, conceived during periods of forced isolation or lockdown.

Nine months after day one of isolation, to the day, the maternity wards were teeming with isobabies.

by Loxastic May 15, 2020