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A place you will spend what seems like an eternity.
Ron paced the floor of the eternity ward for days, waiting for Janet to return.
by LovingtheLanguage July 16, 2009
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Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.
Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."
by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009
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