2 definitions by Love_tricking_my_ex
This is my sex story: I was at work, in my office, the door wide open. David walked in. He said, "What're you doing so late?" "I wanted to finish this." I answered. Before I knew it, he went over to the door and closed it. "What ARE you DOING?" I screamed at him. "SHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He stared at me. Then he started unzipping my dress. What? I asked. Shhhhh, he looked at me slyly. I was in my underwear. I pulled his pants off and took his shirt off. Then we kissed. It started off as a friendly little peck, but then elevated. Oh! I gasped for air. He unclasped my bra. Oh my god! What size boob are you? He asked me. 34D I said. Perfect! He looked at me lovingly. As he pulled my thongs off, I pulled down his boxers. He picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist. "OHHHHHH!!! BABE!!!!! FASTER!!!!!!!!!! HARDER!!!!!!!!!!" He started getting faster. "OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!" BABE!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! I screamed. lets take you home. He said. Mind if I spend the night? He asked. No, not at all! One one condition: what? He asked me. No clothes allowed. Yes! He yelled. We went home. We had sex all night, and when I woke up, he was still in my bed, naked. One month later, he proposed. Tomorrow's our wedding day!
by Love_tricking_my_ex February 11, 2017
I was walking home one day when my ex boyfriend ran into me. "Fancy seeing you here, babe." He flirted. "Good thing I'm single." I flirted back. Before I knew it, in the middle of the sidewalk, my ex was fucking me. "Were in the middle of the street, baby." He said. "I don't care. I want everyone to know I love yoU." I said. Oh my god, your so good!" He said. "And so sexy!" "Baby, don't let my parents know?" I whispered. "Lets go to my house." "Maybe tomorrow. I have to meet someone." I said. And left him naked on the street. That's how to get back at your ex.
Sex is amazing. So is getting back at your ex. This is my sex story. This didn't happen on the street. It was in my room. Try it one day. You'll feel good. Believe me.
by Love_tricking_my_ex February 10, 2017