1 definition by Louisvilleblowsgoats
A Fourth Rate Shithole City in Kentucky characterized by high levels of poverty, a decrepit overall city, poor infrastructure and an even shittier school system if such can be achieved in Kentucky. It's main claim to fame is KFC, Muhammad Ali and shitty concoction known as Bourbon. The city smells like the southbound end of a northbound jackass because of the Ohio River Valley and pollution. Valley of the Drums a known environmental cleanup project is located 15 miles South of the city and it leaked into the groundwater. Therefore residents are often socially stunted and educationally challenged to make the phrase smarter than a 5th grade a real challenge in Louisvile.
Culture only exists if one of the green teeth Bubbas picks the stale food between his teeth and its pretty much a post industrial nightmare of stark buildings, shitty design, bomb cratered streets that sit unkempt while a billion dollar basketball palace sits empty 300 plus days a year because there is no NBA team only the Louisville Cardinals and a few women's team games and concerts for the rest of the year. Frankly, this place totally blows so much to make the Hollywood Madam jealous
Culture only exists if one of the green teeth Bubbas picks the stale food between his teeth and its pretty much a post industrial nightmare of stark buildings, shitty design, bomb cratered streets that sit unkempt while a billion dollar basketball palace sits empty 300 plus days a year because there is no NBA team only the Louisville Cardinals and a few women's team games and concerts for the rest of the year. Frankly, this place totally blows so much to make the Hollywood Madam jealous
Louisville is a festering shithole on the Ohio River that makes Cincinnati seem like you're living again in a developed country.
Louisville being so lacking in culture and people with common sense and intelligence is nothing more than a skidmark on the underpants of society.
Louisville being so lacking in culture and people with common sense and intelligence is nothing more than a skidmark on the underpants of society.
by Louisvilleblowsgoats January 14, 2020