Lothar 's definitions

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Democratic Underground

An online forum exclusively for members of the U.S. Democratic Party and those from the "left" side of the U.S. political spectrum. In the absence of outside conflict or critique, the forum isn't so much a place to develop political and philsophical savvy as much as simply a "hang out" spot to belittle conservatives, trumpet the successes of Democratic officials and candidates, and to serve as a social spot for like-minded people.

George W. Bush angers me! I'm going on Democratic Underground to vent and have fun.

by Lothar March 4, 2004

Szuflad

A Powerfull Mean Admin. He can delete you from forum in a second. He can make you like god, or totaly humiliate you. Hail to Him, and his Great Site - kurde.pl
Hail him, or we all shall die!

Children, don't masturbate, or Big Bad Szuflad will delete your profile on forum!

by Lothar December 29, 2004

corpse fiend

Some kind of village idiot. And scientist report that he is a homo ass kid.

Hey, Corpse Fiend likes when he is pushing from a behind!

by Lothar August 31, 2004

Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

The Avenger

The fart you let loose that pays your friends back for the evil they did to you. Best done in a closed space.

I'm about to release the Avenger!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Jack Frost

When a man masturbates in sub-zero weather and the ejaculate freezes before it hits the ground.

It's so cold out here I could Jack Frost

by Lothar January 13, 2018