Lothar 's definitions

Moroccan Meat Pie

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal

Damn dude! I'm droppin Moroccan meat pie in here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Democratic Underground

An online forum exclusively for members of the U.S. Democratic Party and those from the "left" side of the U.S. political spectrum. In the absence of outside conflict or critique, the forum isn't so much a place to develop political and philsophical savvy as much as simply a "hang out" spot to belittle conservatives, trumpet the successes of Democratic officials and candidates, and to serve as a social spot for like-minded people.

George W. Bush angers me! I'm going on Democratic Underground to vent and have fun.

by Lothar March 4, 2004

The Avenger

The fart you let loose that pays your friends back for the evil they did to you. Best done in a closed space.

I'm about to release the Avenger!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Deforestation

When a really hairy person begins to remove body hair

Damn man! we got some serious deforestation going on here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Pellet Stove

While on a long road-trip you squeeze your butt cheeks together to keep the turds in while you let small farts pass through without crapping yourself. The fart is as pungent as possible and may kill someone. You'll certainly get burned.

Dude! who just let a pellet stove go!

by Lothar December 14, 2017

Cranberry Dream

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.

Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!

by Lothar January 13, 2018