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Canoe full of moose meat

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.
Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Cranberry Dream

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.
Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Pellet Stove

While on a long road-trip you squeeze your butt cheeks together to keep the turds in while you let small farts pass through without crapping yourself. The fart is as pungent as possible and may kill someone. You'll certainly get burned.
Dude! who just let a pellet stove go!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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Democratic Underground

An online forum exclusively for members of the U.S. Democratic Party and those from the "left" side of the U.S. political spectrum. In the absence of outside conflict or critique, the forum isn't so much a place to develop political and philsophical savvy as much as simply a "hang out" spot to belittle conservatives, trumpet the successes of Democratic officials and candidates, and to serve as a social spot for like-minded people.
George W. Bush angers me! I'm going on Democratic Underground to vent and have fun.
by Lothar March 4, 2004
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Szuflad

A Powerfull Mean Admin. He can delete you from forum in a second. He can make you like god, or totaly humiliate you. Hail to Him, and his Great Site - kurde.pl
Hail him, or we all shall die!
Children, don't masturbate, or Big Bad Szuflad will delete your profile on forum!
by Lothar December 29, 2004
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Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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