Definitions by Lothar

Cranberry Dream 

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.

Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!

Cranberry Dream by Lothar January 13, 2018

Deforestation 

When a really hairy person begins to remove body hair

Damn man! we got some serious deforestation going on here!

Deforestation by Lothar January 13, 2018

Kettle Corn 

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

Kettle Corn by Lothar January 13, 2018

Hot Pocket 

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

Hot Pocket by Lothar January 13, 2018

Canoe full of moose meat 

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

Canoe full of moose meat by Lothar January 13, 2018

Jack Frost

When a man masturbates in sub-zero weather and the ejaculate freezes before it hits the ground.

It's so cold out here I could Jack Frost

Jack Frost by Lothar January 13, 2018

Porcelain Baptism 

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

Porcelain Baptism by Lothar January 13, 2018