Moroccan Meat Pie

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal

Damn dude! I'm droppin Moroccan meat pie in here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Some kind of village idiot. And scientist report that he is a homo ass kid.

Hey, Corpse Fiend likes when he is pushing from a behind!

by Lothar August 31, 2004