Loseph's definitions

douche bag

a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses

Cell phone clip, what? Don't be a douche bag!

by Loseph May 9, 2005

smooth-osity

desrcribes any person, place, or thing, with cool factor, hip-ness, and/or groove-ability

His trapper-keeper had both cool factor and smooth-osity

by Loseph May 9, 2005