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Another name for a computer, introduced by Michael Swaim of "Does not Compute" featured on Cracked.com. The name was perpetuated through the video featured on February 21, 2011 and is now colloquially used by many who know of it.
"Dude, Does not Compute is so just a ripoff of Tosh.0!" - Phil
"O really? Go turn on your pornographone and look it up on Wikipedia. You have your chicken and the egg mixed up." - Xavier
by LordApocalyptica February 21, 2012

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One with high mustache content. This is derived from the features of middle eastern folk, as they often have thick facial hair.

Due to length, the term may often be shortened to either "Rana", "Hossain", "Hossein", "Hussein" or another deviation. It is sometimes represented by another middle eastern name, such as "Mohammed" or "Amir."
"Dude, check out that awesome 'stache on Nick! He's such a Ranayhossaini!" - Phil
"Dude, nobody uses that term anymore. We call the *Amir*s now." - Chuck
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by LordApocalyptica October 12, 2011

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