Definitions by Lord Phobos

your matt

The name of a generic verbal flame-war that appears at LAN's. While usually located in proximity to Matt, this style of flame war is spreading like a plage, and cannot be stopped.

Like The Your mum insult, and the 1337 language and n00bs alike, this style of flame war is devolving the english language to the point of an ape, and can be seen devolving within a 5-minute time period.

"Your mum!"
"No, your matt!"
"No, you suck!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"graaar!"
"ble%^#$*#%#h"
(More indistinguishable grunts appear at this point, at loud volume.)

your matt by Lord Phobos March 15, 2005

your matt

A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.

Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!

your matt by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005

zeph'd 

What you call a computer that is heavily virus'd, or spam / spyware'd.

OMGxorz, your b0x has been Zeph'd!!!113

zeph'd by Lord Phobos March 11, 2005

starfury 

The sickest spacefighter ever in existence. (see Babylon 5, season 3 episode "Severed Dreams")

"That fighter is nothing compared to a 'fury"

starfury by Lord Phobos April 3, 2003