3 definitions by Lord toadperson

False flexing

When somebody flexes with items that they stole from somebody else

"Hey! Did you see Sidh's new AirPods??"
"No, he's just false flexing-he stole that from coach"

by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019

Do a number 9

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself”

Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”

by Lord toadperson October 11, 2021

Kitty skin boogie

When you lightly touch your cat's fur or tickle it in any way, which causes your cat's back skin to wiggle

"Hey lemme show you my cart doing a kitty skin boogie"
*lightly touches her cat's fur*
*cat does a kitty skin boogie*

by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019