70 definitions by Lord Grimcock
An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.
Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.
Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.
The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.
by Lord Grimcock August 12, 2007
Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.
Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.
'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.
Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.
'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.
Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
Vermin. Cosseted baby-boomers who expressed their generational feeling of inadequacy by toxic passivity, stale groupthought and, above all, moaning about anything and everything. Most of them have long since sold out, but they are still to be found here and there - many in suspended animation on 'soft' university courses, or in larger groups at tenth-rate music festivals in a state of drug-accelerated senility.
Some fucking hippy asked for directions to the university, so I sent him up Scotswood Road where he got filled in by a large gang of smackrats. Funny as fuck.
by Lord Grimcock January 8, 2008
Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?
A: DUDE OMG UR A A55HOL3 WOT SuPaWT5 RASCISM LOL
A: DUDE OMG UR A A55HOL3 WOT SuPaWT5 RASCISM LOL
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
This fucking baby boomer fought no wars, underfunded the welfare state, failed to have any kids, bought the White Album and was a generally self-righteous hippy cunt while Rome burned. Now he wants MY taxes to pay his pension and medical costs for 40 years of mounting senility? Fuck that.
by Lord Grimcock January 8, 2008
Justin Timberlake is teh goatfelcher.
by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007
I can't remember the last time a US presidential candidate (or British MP for that matter) looked so good. He's got more bottom than all the rest of those opportunistic hack nobodies combined. American non-voters don't have any excuse this time. You get to choose between him, some compromised douchebag like Giuliani and oblivion under the unspeakable Hilary Clinton.
by Lord Grimcock September 6, 2007