2 definitions by Lord Dick

Lil' creamy

A cum squirt done by force to the face of a hooker or slut.

Hooker: Ooouu ouh yeaah
Jamal: Damn slut, you gotta tight-ass pussy
Jamal: I'm cummin'... I'm cummin!!!

(Jamal's friend Hunter comes in)

Hunter: Yo dog, that bitch ain't dun yeett son
Jamal: Wacha talkin' bout nigga?
Hunter: Give er a Lil' creamy
Jamal: HAHA get ova here bitch ass hoe

by Lord Dick October 14, 2011

Dick Scab

a piece of crusty skin that forms after you scrape your cock from a serious session of dick rubbing masturbation.

Sarah: Oh Etienne, I want you, let me suck you off
Etienne: Aww yeah, i'm so coked up right now
Sarah: Uhh... what the fuck is that shit?
Etienne: What shit?
Sarah: Do you have syphilis or some shit?
Etienne: No you dumb bitch, it's a dick scab

by Lord Dick October 12, 2011