3 definitions by Lord Asparagus
Tina: Oh man, I really wanted to have kids with Jim, but I just found out he died in a freak construction accident.
Jill: It's fine, just run down to the morgue and grab a cup of his merghin before the coroner gets in.
Jill: It's fine, just run down to the morgue and grab a cup of his merghin before the coroner gets in.
by Lord Asparagus March 15, 2016
Actually LONG for Mud, “not short” for Mud, and if you actually ever listened to the Primus song My Name is Mud you’d know that already.
“Call me Aloysius Devandander Abercrombie that’s short for Mud.”
“No, faggot, listen to the song you fucking retard, ‘that’s long for Mud’, not short. Idiot.”
“No, faggot, listen to the song you fucking retard, ‘that’s long for Mud’, not short. Idiot.”
by Lord Asparagus October 7, 2021
Bob: Hey so Dylan was showing me his camera roll and he is totally Pulling a lil Mo
Mike: Das crazy, you going to tell him?
Bob: Nah his parents check it every day, it's better this way
Mike: Das crazy, you going to tell him?
Bob: Nah his parents check it every day, it's better this way
by Lord Asparagus April 9, 2022