Definitions by Loose Goose

Angry Gremlin

A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).

See also grumpy munchkin.

I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.

Angry Gremlin by Loose Goose July 28, 2008

angry gremlin

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin

The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.

angry gremlin by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

Cinderella Belly 

A man that has a large belly, but after midnight it all turns into dick.

John has a large belly, but lucky for Deb it's a Cinderella Belly, it all turns into dick after midnight!

Cinderella Belly by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

Anal Banker 

One who regularly takes deposits up the poop schute.

In the case of a man, clearly a homosexual.

Norb went to school and studied finance, so I guess it makes sense that he is an anal banker.

Anal Banker by Loose Goose April 12, 2006

John Kruk 

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop

Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk

John Kruk by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

Teardrop 

One who has only one testicle. The scrotem looks like a teardrop when there is only one marble in the beanbag.

AKA John Kruk

John has a teardrop, wonder what they did with the other ball

Teardrop by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

FACK 

Similar to FUPA, but this is simply a contraction of the words FAT and BACK.

Look at the FACK on that, is that the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

FACK by Loose Goose September 3, 2005