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Teardrop

One who has only one testicle. The scrotem looks like a teardrop when there is only one marble in the beanbag.

AKA John Kruk
John has a teardrop, wonder what they did with the other ball
by Loose Goose September 3, 2005
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Scroin

The area of the male body where the scrotum meets the groin.

Do not be confused and think the scroin is the taint, they are two seperate and district parts. Why do you think it is Lever 2000 and not Lever 200!
How's bout you lick the fumunda from ma scroin, boya.
by Loose Goose August 28, 2008
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porkchop

A shot of cum!

There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.
See honey, even Oprah thinks you should swallow, she said that there is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop. Now you can stay slim and still get the protein you need! That Oprah slimmed down alot so she must practice what she preaches.
by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
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Cinderella Belly

A man that has a large belly, but after midnight it all turns into dick.
John has a large belly, but lucky for Deb it's a Cinderella Belly, it all turns into dick after midnight!
by Loose Goose July 24, 2008
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Donkey Style

1. Synonym for Doggy Style, when a man enters a woman while she is on all fours. The man can clearly differentiate Donkey Style from Doggy Style for his woman by releasing a loud "HEEE HAWW" when he comes.

2. Synonym for High School Sex, anal sex, taking it in the poop schute, etc. Donkey Style - Ass Style - Burro Style - they're all the same.
1. He bent her over and gave it to her Donkey Style!

2. Shawn: "Hey baby, you know I love you, won't you let me just stick it in once"

Samwise (blushing): "Shawn, We are only in high school, you know the rules."

Shawn: "I know, I'll do you Donkey Style, now spread your butt"
by Loose Goose August 26, 2005
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John Kruk

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop
Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk
by Loose Goose September 3, 2005
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angry gremlin

A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).

See also grumpy munchkin.
I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.
by Loose Goose August 28, 2008
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