Loose Goose's definitions

porkchop

A shot of cum!

There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.

See honey, even Oprah thinks you should swallow, she said that there is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop. Now you can stay slim and still get the protein you need! That Oprah slimmed down alot so she must practice what she preaches.

by Loose Goose July 28, 2008

Scroin

The area of the male body where the scrotum meets the groin.

Do not be confused and think the scroin is the taint, they are two seperate and district parts. Why do you think it is Lever 2000 and not Lever 200!

How's bout you lick the fumunda from ma scroin, boya.

by Loose Goose August 28, 2008

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 30, 2008

Anal Banker

One who regularly takes deposits up the poop schute.

In the case of a man, clearly a homosexual.

Norb went to school and studied finance, so I guess it makes sense that he is an anal banker.

by Loose Goose April 12, 2006

Cinderella Belly

A man that has a large belly, but after midnight it all turns into dick.

John has a large belly, but lucky for Deb it's a Cinderella Belly, it all turns into dick after midnight!

by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump

I gotta run, I'm growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 31, 2008

Donkey Style

1. Synonym for Doggy Style, when a man enters a woman while she is on all fours. The man can clearly differentiate Donkey Style from Doggy Style for his woman by releasing a loud "HEEE HAWW" when he comes.

2. Synonym for High School Sex, anal sex, taking it in the poop schute, etc. Donkey Style - Ass Style - Burro Style - they're all the same.

1. He bent her over and gave it to her Donkey Style!

2. Shawn: "Hey baby, you know I love you, won't you let me just stick it in once"

Samwise (blushing): "Shawn, We are only in high school, you know the rules."

Shawn: "I know, I'll do you Donkey Style, now spread your butt"

by Loose Goose August 26, 2005