LongDuckDong's definitions

treptow

A method of critical thinking and problem solving. Uses analytical graphing to plot solutions, and predict certain outcomes.

Set up a Treptow, before we invest in Company A

by LongDuckDong September 8, 2012

Tracing the bowl

A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.

"Damn dude, you were gone a long time... is everything ok?"
"Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times"

"Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?"
"I told you, Sharon. It's called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn't understand; you're not a bro"
"I want a divorce."

by longduckdong January 6, 2019

molesterbate

1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.

2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.

1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"

2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."

by longduckdong August 5, 2014

KMAYS

Short for "Kill me and yourself"

"Hey Steve, the boss says we are closing tonight and sent James and Sarah home"
"Jesus fuck, this is the 3rd time this month... Straight bullshit..."
"Agreed. KMAYS"

"Look who bought us both tickets to see Hannah Montana!"
"Claire, you are 32..." *mutters* "KMAYS..."
"What was that?"
"I said I want a divorce"

by longduckdong May 7, 2021