33 definitions by Long Johns

Taffs

to do those usual things, work, going out, dining, wining etc etc

To accompany the saying 'Tiffs, Taffs and Tantrums'.

Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.

by Long Johns August 3, 2011

Fat Cunt

Well popular, massively known, inspiring person, doted on, known for something unique and amazing.

you are a piece of art you fat cunt

by Long Johns July 2, 2011

Circumcision

To have sex with others without being unfaithful to your true heart, as the connecting flowing feelings are not of real when to compare with your real heartfelt lover.

Controlling the flowing love through circumcision, the veins disconnect the heart from the sexual tension you may gain for wanting sex with someone else.

by Long Johns January 15, 2012

Elephart

When you have that bloated gut feeling to go to the toilet, thinking it will be a No.2. But then, the echoes from the toilet bowl encourages the wind released to resemble an elephant farting.....

Jay had a bad case to rush to the toilet for feeling winded. Only his gut feeling was only that, wind and gave off a loud elephart.

by Long Johns November 30, 2011

Twix

Someone who wishes to have threesomes or foursomes or thensomes.....when there is only two to the pack but wants more.

Guy: 'I fancy a threesome'.
Girl: 'But there is only two in the pack'.
Guy: 'Don't worry we can improvise'.
Girl: 'Stop being such a twix'.

by Long Johns September 6, 2011

Fat

Massive, will do well, excellent, to describe the huge enjoyment for an object or thing such as music or a film.

'that new tune is fat'.

by Long Johns July 2, 2011

Christmastake

Gullible to be taken in - with your Jewish friends and secret Jehovah Witnesses friends or anyother friends of another religion - that convince you they too celebrate Christmas but only to accept your generous kind-hearted hand-outs. Only to later pass on your gifts for other purposes.

Jonny gave his best mate a big present this year for Christmas. Only Jonny later discovered his mate was not a Christian who celebrates Christmas, so gave a gift away for no reason and now feels stupid and made an utter Christmastake.

by Long Johns December 21, 2011