4 definitions by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver
An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.
The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.
The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.
Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.
Milly: What is that horrible smell?
Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.
Milly: What is that horrible smell?
Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 16, 2020
The place your friends told you you were all going that one night in high school. You followed them and they took you to a club. Flashing your fake IDs, you proceeded to absent-mindedly wander into the bathroom and ask, "Is this the Winter Wonderland?" To which they respond, "Not yet." while Whipping out a bag of white powder. they pour the substance over the counter and use the fake ID's to shape them into linear mounds. When asked who was going to go first, you volunteered. Knowing what to do from pop culture, you lower your head and inhale through your nose. Asking once more if you have reached the Winter Wonderland, Jeremy, the hot jock replies "Yes, Yes we are."
The dimension you find yourself in on a cocaine high
The dimension you find yourself in on a cocaine high
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 13, 2020
A pervert
An old man who likes younger girls
A man who threatens to assault you members of your family, including the deceased such as biting off your tongue, touching your children, touching your ancestors, licking your ancestors, and more.
An old man who likes younger girls
A man who threatens to assault you members of your family, including the deceased such as biting off your tongue, touching your children, touching your ancestors, licking your ancestors, and more.
Jenny: That man over has been staring at me for the past 30 minutes. I think he might be a bunny.
Janet: Old Man Johnson? Yeah, he's definitely a bunny.
Janet: Old Man Johnson? Yeah, he's definitely a bunny.
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 11, 2020
The month where your teachers crack down and make you actually struggle to get shit done
The act of turning off all the lights in your house and remaining huddled up in the corner in fear
The act of turning off all the lights in your house and remaining huddled up in the corner in fear
Joey: Have you noticed all the teachers and nerds acting up lately?
Mike: Well, I mean, it is March.
Joey: Oh yeah. Fuck, you mean we actually have to get our shit together?
Mike: Yep.
Last night I watched the scariest movie ever. It featured this Asian guy who wanted to... So anyway, I got so scared, I marched
Mike: Well, I mean, it is March.
Joey: Oh yeah. Fuck, you mean we actually have to get our shit together?
Mike: Yep.
Last night I watched the scariest movie ever. It featured this Asian guy who wanted to... So anyway, I got so scared, I marched
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 13, 2020