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noun. (Mist-er Shmit-ten). A large stuffed whale with a sketchy past. He is long and white and is now a P.B.B. (Professional Bedtime Buddy). He is loyal to his owner but does not get wet often; Maybe once every three months.
Oh my gosh Joey! Mr. Shmitten is huge!
by LolaLilaPola April 27, 2011