im talking down town brown vulcanic diahorrea. the process of getting from your desk to the toilet whilst experiencing bubbly vulcanic diahorrea.
hes going the distance
hes going for speed
hes all alone
in a time of logan need
because he was
racing and pacing and plotting his course
to try stop the brown stuff from running on his shorts.
to the tune of cake going the distance, logan's run