3 definitions by Lodgan slayer

Lodgan

Eats penis with mich strength and can send tou to a abandoned pit mansion.

Lodgan just consumed my penis with much strength.

by Lodgan slayer November 18, 2018

Birthday

The day if the year where you get bine of what you asked for and end up getting shirts

Me: great shirts!! Thanks mom😢 really wanted that for my birthday.

by Lodgan slayer December 11, 2018

Mom

Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.

Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.

Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17

Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15

by Lodgan slayer December 8, 2018