Loco Moco's definitions

Peace Duke

New title given to George Bush by the Latvians; posters with his face and "Welcome, Peace Duke!" were plastered all over the country during his recent visit.

"Peace Duke" sounds just like "PIZDHUK" in Slavic languages, which is an obscenity that translates roughly to:

-- Little Cunt
-- Cunt-Lapper
-- Cunt Dweller

Sounds, and implies, something like the English "Piss-ant" but much nastier!

"Welcome, PEACE DUKE!"

by Loco Moco May 19, 2005

shizzle yo' pizzle

When you have such low riding and phat leg shorts (and your dick dangles so low) that you can just stand nonchalantly in the gutter and take a piss straight down the inside of your pants leg, not get a drop on your pants, and nobody even suspects you're taking a piss.

Yo, I can't believe you shizzled yo' pizzle right there in front of the White House.

by Loco Moco October 21, 2004

denver split

The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!

"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."

by Loco Moco October 10, 2013

kick the cat

To fuck. "A kick at the cat": a fuck. "Cat" from "pussy" and its furry nature, and "kick" probably because of the similarity of the thrusting action to violent kicks.

Dude, I'm so dyin' to kick the cat tonight!

by Loco Moco August 30, 2008

u-trou

noun, short for "underpants"

How now, brown cow /
Wow! I see your u-trou.

by Loco Moco October 19, 2004

Jan-ken-pon

Rock-paper-scissors game, usually pronounced "junk an' a po".

When playing jan-ken-pon: "Junk an' a PO! (show hand sign) I canna' SHOW! (show hand sign)" Or the long version "Junk an' a monk an' a socka socka PO! (show hand sign) Wailupe, Wailupe, bang bang JOE! (show hand sign)" No fair atomic bombs!

by Loco Moco December 28, 2005

Dincaljincal

A foolish person often odd looking

I pronounce you king dincaljincal

by Loco moco November 24, 2016