Definitions by Loco Moco

Mard 

"Mard" is an old British circumlocation for "shit" that comes from the French "merde" = "shit". As used nowadays as a noun it means a sulky, petulant, ill-tempered attitude, or a person with that attitude.

In that use it's probably a contraction of "mardy bum" (= "shitty ass"), a synonym used in the Arctic Monkeys' song of the same name.

Well, now then, mardy bum
I've seen your frown and it's like looking down
The barrel of a gun.

Mard by Loco Moco September 10, 2021

Dincaljincal 

A foolish person often odd looking

I pronounce you king dincaljincal

Dincaljincal by Loco moco November 24, 2016

denver split 

The "Denver Split" occurs when a guy starts to take a piss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. Usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. I first heard this term in 1966 and can't believe there's no google hits on it to this very day!

"I had a huge Denver Split and pissed all over the floor."
"Why is just your right shoe wet? Didja have a Denver Split?
"What a Denver Split! I actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me."

denver split by Loco Moco October 10, 2013

kick the cat 

To fuck. "A kick at the cat": a fuck. "Cat" from "pussy" and its furry nature, and "kick" probably because of the similarity of the thrusting action to violent kicks.

Dude, I'm so dyin' to kick the cat tonight!

kick the cat by Loco Moco August 30, 2008

Jan-ken-pon 

Rock-paper-scissors game, usually pronounced "junk an' a po".

When playing jan-ken-pon: "Junk an' a PO! (show hand sign) I canna' SHOW! (show hand sign)" Or the long version "Junk an' a monk an' a socka socka PO! (show hand sign) Wailupe, Wailupe, bang bang JOE! (show hand sign)" No fair atomic bombs!

Jan-ken-pon by Loco Moco December 28, 2005

Peace Duke 

New title given to George Bush by the Latvians; posters with his face and "Welcome, Peace Duke!" were plastered all over the country during his recent visit.

"Peace Duke" sounds just like "PIZDHUK" in Slavic languages, which is an obscenity that translates roughly to:

-- Little Cunt
-- Cunt-Lapper
-- Cunt Dweller

Sounds, and implies, something like the English "Piss-ant" but much nastier!

"Welcome, PEACE DUKE!"

Peace Duke by Loco Moco May 19, 2005

shizzle yo' pizzle 

When you have such low riding and phat leg shorts (and your dick dangles so low) that you can just stand nonchalantly in the gutter and take a piss straight down the inside of your pants leg, not get a drop on your pants, and nobody even suspects you're taking a piss.

Yo, I can't believe you shizzled yo' pizzle right there in front of the White House.

shizzle yo' pizzle by Loco Moco October 21, 2004