3 definitions by LizzyB

Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

by LizzyB June 27, 2014

tie off

to hook a personal lanyard to a horizontal lifeline system or other safety device.

He will tie off to the safety rope.

by LizzyB June 2, 2007

twoer

A public toilet that is situated so one may complete a bowel movement in private and unmolested.

Their restroom is a twoer.

by LizzyB October 15, 2022