42 definitions by Lizard boots and Lipshitz

labralingus

The act of having a labrador lick the girlie bits, kind of like cunnilingus, but not.

I came home to find my wife in bed with the dog and a jar of peanut butter, and they were both enjoying labralingus!

A raspberry performed on the lower belly.

To become tongue tied, made speechless, to have your train of thought derailed in the middle of a conversation

Every time he gets observed, he becomes gefluffled and loses his audience.

An advertising method used to target the canine audience.

The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!

Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!

His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.

My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.