Liz's definitions

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

creeping

when a man is trying to go after someone who is takin'.

Man that guy is creepin on your girl

by Liz July 27, 2003

whoopdejam

A tray used for television dinners, often used in combat

"He beat me wit da woopdejam!"

by liz December 25, 2002

sneak attack

Really awesome move where you bang a chic in the ass, and just before you cum, pull out and spit on her neck. Innocently thinking you finished, she turns around, just in time for you to nail her in the face.

by Liz May 15, 2003

school

a government endoresed way of slavery

Also see slavery

I'm SO EXCITED to go to school!!

by Liz January 4, 2004

angelina jolie

I LOVE HER!! total obbsesion, fucking best lookin girl eva, shes soo gorgeous!!!

OMG i just looked at angelina, ORGASM!!! :)

by liz May 13, 2005

queens

One of the 5 boroughs of The City of New York. Virtually impossible to get around without a car. Despite being exceedingly large, is mainly devoid of subway transport and reliable bus transport. An economically diverse area, though the changes are gradual, there is a sharp contrast between sets of not too far away neighborhoods. Shares south boarder with Brooklyn.

A. I used to live in Queens, but now I moved to Brooklyn.

B. To get to my friend's house, I had to take two trains and then a bus! And I still had to walk ten effin' blocks!

C. It's like, you travel down Union Turnpike, and you are suddenly in Kew Gardens, and it's like... woah... where did all these trees and houses come from?

D. I can take the G train straight up to Queens!

by Liz December 28, 2005