Liz's definitions

Mower

Mexican that honks at girls while driving an old beat up truck. ( is a gardener )

Mower :"MMUUAH SEXY MAMASITA"
Girl : "EEW U nasty Mower"

by Liz March 26, 2004

pants

An interchangeable word, meaning just about anything depending on the context.

You got tickets? Yes! That's so PANTS!

Did you see that skank he's dating? She's completely pants.

by Liz November 20, 2003

God

god is imaginary friend for those with weak minds. i wont believe in him til i see him.. i'd rater hang out with satan and light up a few blunts with him anyways

"Hello my name is God, would u like a line of this bad ass coke?"

by liz September 14, 2005

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Dot dot dot... silence...

crickets: *chirp chirp* ...

by liz March 4, 2003

sprk

to smoke pot

dude, wanna go on a cruise sprk some chronic?

by Liz June 17, 2004

camf

My friends and I use C.A.M.F to mean cunt ass mother fucker

That girl is such a camf!
You are a cunt ass motherfucker!

by Liz March 1, 2005

Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.

Could that guy at the bar be any greasier?! He is such a guido

by Liz August 20, 2003