Liz's definitions

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

angelina jolie

I LOVE HER!! total obbsesion, fucking best lookin girl eva, shes soo gorgeous!!!

OMG i just looked at angelina, ORGASM!!! :)

by liz May 13, 2005

school

a government endoresed way of slavery

Also see slavery

I'm SO EXCITED to go to school!!

by Liz January 4, 2004

sneak attack

Really awesome move where you bang a chic in the ass, and just before you cum, pull out and spit on her neck. Innocently thinking you finished, she turns around, just in time for you to nail her in the face.

by Liz May 15, 2003

whoopdejam

A tray used for television dinners, often used in combat

"He beat me wit da woopdejam!"

by liz December 25, 2002

nayo

Exression of dissapproval. Replacement for no. Started from the disgust in Nayonaise, a soy based mayonaise alternative.

Nayo on the mayo, that stuff is gross.

"You want to come by and watch the OC?"
"Nayo!"

by liz March 10, 2005

pants

An interchangeable word, meaning just about anything depending on the context.

You got tickets? Yes! That's so PANTS!

Did you see that skank he's dating? She's completely pants.

by Liz November 20, 2003