Liz's definitions

Ociffer

What I called the cruise security man when he came to bust me and my friend for being drunk and rowdy and wrestling in the hallways!

Security Man: "What's going on here?"
Me: "I'm sotally tober ociffer!!"

by Liz August 13, 2004

proper spelling

Not looking like an idiot when one is typing. Being able to spell out words correctly.

God you're and idiot! You can't even spell

by Liz March 5, 2004

Slash

Generally applies to fanfiction in which two males or two females are in a relationship or together.

Kirk and Spock were the first slash fanfiction pairing.

by liz March 6, 2005

bina

the combination of beans and tina

hey, bina's coming over to the party tonight.

by liz September 30, 2004

queens

One of the 5 boroughs of The City of New York. Virtually impossible to get around without a car. Despite being exceedingly large, is mainly devoid of subway transport and reliable bus transport. An economically diverse area, though the changes are gradual, there is a sharp contrast between sets of not too far away neighborhoods. Shares south boarder with Brooklyn.

A. I used to live in Queens, but now I moved to Brooklyn.

B. To get to my friend's house, I had to take two trains and then a bus! And I still had to walk ten effin' blocks!

C. It's like, you travel down Union Turnpike, and you are suddenly in Kew Gardens, and it's like... woah... where did all these trees and houses come from?

D. I can take the G train straight up to Queens!

by Liz December 28, 2005

Flippin j

A nice word for the commonly used term--fuckin' A.

by Liz August 14, 2003

Johnny Depp

disgusting, old, ugly man who is old enough to be your father and girls everywhere lust after him (me NOT being one of them)

the man whom you call a father!!!

by Liz January 9, 2005