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that chic looks damn fine when shes only wearing ass floss!
by Anonymous May 04, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.
Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.
by Rbomb04 June 13, 2014
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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1. Someone who pisses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack.
2. A stupid or foolish person, usually with many enemies who can't stand his/her daily actions.
3. an antonym for asswhipe or jackass.
4. a thong.
That assfloss consitantly performs the same skateboarding trick even though he gets hurt each time.
by Jaclyn May 07, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A thin towel rope that slides between the crack(s).
My anus has fecal buildup. I should use an ass floss to clean it out.
by 'Ass~~~Floss' October 06, 2015
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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