23 definitions by Littlehandsdonniedotard
The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.
Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 16, 2018
Flag flown by the southern (losing) states in the American Civil War. It used to just represent racism, hatred,and slavery - but now includes all red state "values", including xenophobia, jingoism, treason, incest, and gun ownership. In short, representing all things deplorable in human nature.
When Steve ran out of toilet paper he thought about using a Confederate flag to wipe his ass, but he decided to walk around with shit stains rather than handle that deplorable symbol of bigotry and hatred.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 28, 2018
The name given to the 2019 government shutdown that Trump named after himself. He decided to destroy the economy, and hold a million federal workers hostage because Mexico wouldn't pay for some stoopid fucking wall in the desert.
Billy Bob: why won't them thar democrats give Mr. Trump no money for his border wall?
Tom: Because he kept saying that Mexico would pay for it, you redhatter incel rube.
Billy Bob: Oh well, that TRUMP Shutdown will teach you Democrats a lesson?
Tom: Not even close, you low IQ rube. It's just gonna get Dotard impeached, and continue the GOP extinction event.
Tom: Because he kept saying that Mexico would pay for it, you redhatter incel rube.
Billy Bob: Oh well, that TRUMP Shutdown will teach you Democrats a lesson?
Tom: Not even close, you low IQ rube. It's just gonna get Dotard impeached, and continue the GOP extinction event.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard January 21, 2019
Imaginary wall between the United States and Mexico, supposedly being paid for by Mexico. It's how donnie trump trolls his supporters on a daily basis.
Donnie Trump:"What are we gonna build?"
Trumptards at rally:" A WALL!!"
Donnie:"Who's gonna pay for the border wall?"
Trumptards:"MEXICO!!"
Donnie (under his breath): "fucking idiots...hehe"
Trumptards at rally:" A WALL!!"
Donnie:"Who's gonna pay for the border wall?"
Trumptards:"MEXICO!!"
Donnie (under his breath): "fucking idiots...hehe"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 28, 2018
Name given to young children of immigrants ripped from their mother's arms, abused,drugged and thrown into dirty little cages by ICE agents.
Donnie Trump bragged to his bae Putin about the cage fed critters on display in red states along the border. Even Putin couldn't resist calling donnie a rancid POS.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 23, 2018
Donnie Trumps Big Mac was not only delicious, it was Manafortified. After his campaign manager flipped, and ratted him out, Donnie had to choke down the betrayal, disappointment and old man sperm with his two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles on a sesame seed bun.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard September 14, 2018
The name given to the Helsinki Summit where donnie trump exposed himself as a traitor. He also displayed his love for Putin and the demise of the republican party.
Donnie Trump loved the Surrender Summit. He got to betray his country and his rectum still had that warm, tingly feeling from when his bae Putin bent him over and ripped him.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 21, 2018