Someone who's interest in cycling extends beyond mere enjoyment of the sport, and who is overly infatuated with the equipment itself. Obsessed with purchasing, or at least admiring, the very latest, overpriced frames, components, and even the apparel worn like spandex shorts and carbon fiber shoes.
A bike geek will spend $8,000 on a pro racing bike just to ride laps around Prospect Park, and then keep it next to his bed at night.
by Litespeed99 June 07, 2009
Get the bike geekmug. Hendrix's version of Dylan's, "All Along The Watchtower," was a rare instance when the cover job was better than the original version of the song.
by Litespeed99 June 08, 2009
Get the cover jobmug. to snort cocaine
Taken from the folk song, "Take A Whiff on Me", recorded by Ledbelly, Woody Guthrie, The Byrds, and The White Stripes, among others
Taken from the folk song, "Take A Whiff on Me", recorded by Ledbelly, Woody Guthrie, The Byrds, and The White Stripes, among others
Cocaine's for horses and not for men
Doctors say t'will kill you but they don't say when.
Ho, ho, honey take a whiff on me.
Doctors say t'will kill you but they don't say when.
Ho, ho, honey take a whiff on me.
by Litespeed99 June 06, 2009
Get the take a whiffmug. What you get when you are riding a bicycle, stop to dismount, and the back or inside of your bare calf accidentally touches the black, oily chain.
Joe is such a geek. He stopped at the red light with the bike between his legs, and got a big chainring tatoo from his filthy, greasy chain.
by Litespeed99 June 07, 2009
Get the chainring tatoomug.