Definitions by Linux System Message

Ravens 

A team that could be coached by a 2 year old that know the words "run it".

Billick: Ok heres what were going to do on this play, we're going to run the ball. As a matter of fact why don't we just run the ball every single time?

Ravens by Linux System Message April 3, 2004

Raiders 

An awesome team that every incoherent, dumbass, po-dunk, redneck seems to think sucks. Big fucking deal if they had a bad year, lets see your inbred team do good with over 1/2 thier starters hurt.

49er fan: The Fortay-Niners are fabulous!!1111

Jet fan: Hey, yous Raiders betters shuts yous faces before I kills yous.

Buck fan: What! We've only had 6 winning seasons in 28 years?! We DO suck!

Raiders by Linux System Message April 3, 2004

Indianapolis Colts 

An awesome team that will make it to a Super Bowl under Manning.

The Colts had the #10 defense in 03', and just to compare NE was #7 and Carolina was #8.

Indianapolis Colts by Linux System Message March 30, 2004

powerman 5000 

The best band in the History of the world.

#1) PM5K
#2) Tenacious D
#3) There is no #3, every other band is crap.

powerman 5000 by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

Nostradamus 

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.

Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.

Nostradamus by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

event horizon 

the boundary of a black hole at which nothing can escape

If you are in an event horizon send me a postcard.

event horizon by Linux System Message March 26, 2004

Zemmiphobia 

An abnormal and persistent fear of the great mole rat.

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GREAT MOLE RAT!!! Run away!!!

Zemmiphobia by Linux System Message March 19, 2004