Linux System Message's definitions

event horizon

the boundary of a black hole at which nothing can escape

If you are in an event horizon send me a postcard.

by Linux System Message March 26, 2004

homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.

Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

by Linux System Message April 10, 2004

super bowl

The Super bowl is the crowning of the best American football team in the world. If the rest of the world doesn't want to watch American football then don't, no one is forcing you to. We don't say shit about rugby or whatever the fuck you play, why do you?

English people dont get that Americans don't give a shit about what they think.

by Linux System Message April 6, 2004

University of Michigan

A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.

If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.


U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
Ties-6

by Linux System Message November 13, 2004

Zemmiphobia

An abnormal and persistent fear of the great mole rat.

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GREAT MOLE RAT!!! Run away!!!

by Linux System Message March 19, 2004

the south

Any area in the US where the word "Y'all" is used by anyone.

If your an Atheist don't move to the south, they hate us here.

by Linux System Message April 14, 2004

runescape

A game you should never play. It may seem fun at first but after 2 years you will say to yourself "Holy Shit! This game blows!".

Runescape is a game run by middle school kids because they don't halfto get off thier lazy asses and get a job at CVS, which you will in turn get fired from for no god damn reason.

by Linux System Message March 5, 2004