Linux System Message's definitions

Indianapolis Colts

An awesome team that will make it to a Super Bowl under Manning.

The Colts had the #10 defense in 03', and just to compare NE was #7 and Carolina was #8.

by Linux System Message March 30, 2004

Raiders

An awesome team that every incoherent, dumbass, po-dunk, redneck seems to think sucks. Big fucking deal if they had a bad year, lets see your inbred team do good with over 1/2 thier starters hurt.

49er fan: The Fortay-Niners are fabulous!!1111

Jet fan: Hey, yous Raiders betters shuts yous faces before I kills yous.

Buck fan: What! We've only had 6 winning seasons in 28 years?! We DO suck!

by Linux System Message April 3, 2004

homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.

Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

by Linux System Message April 10, 2004

powerman 5000

The best band in the History of the world.

#1) PM5K
#2) Tenacious D
#3) There is no #3, every other band is crap.

by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

Nostradamus

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.

Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.

by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

detroit

Hometown of:
-The second worst Baseball team ever
(Seconded to the 62' mets)
-One of the 3 worst NFL teams ever
(The other 2 being Arizona/St. Louis
Cardinals and the New Orleans Saints)
-A shitty Basketball team that is doing OK right now.
AND
-THE BEST FUCKING HOCKEY TEAM TO EVER PUT ON SKATES!

The wings are the greeetes!

by Linux System Message February 29, 2004

the south

Any area in the US where the word "Y'all" is used by anyone.

If your an Atheist don't move to the south, they hate us here.

by Linux System Message April 14, 2004