14 definitions by Lightwalker360

moderfouger

An modified spelling of the vulgar word "motherfucker", usually used in sarcastic comments on something stupid.

Jane: I want two fatty meatball subs with three layers of cheese, five slices of lettuce, two tomatoes, six jalapeno slices, two sunny side up eggs, four strips of bacon, a small waffle, two teaspoons worth of canola oil and the bread should be natural flavor with little hints of parsley, thyme, mint, oregano and tarragon, I also want the bread to come straight from the farms of Germany and to be toasted to a fine crisp with coconut shreddings on top. Two large raspberry flavoured Powerades, and a small toy car sponsored by Honey nut Cheerios and NASCAR.

Server: Uh..

Jane: And also-

Server: You moderfouger!

by Lightwalker360 February 2, 2020

(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)

A very creepy version of the Lenny face, AKA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The Lenny eyes are replaced with 𓂀 or The Eye if Horus. Used to convey a sense of creepiness further than that of the normal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Plistinblitzen: tho how ith everyone doin?
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: (𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)
Plistinblitzen: ah foug dayt thit ihm owt.
(Plistinblitzen disconnected from the server)
(Hodgepodgeman123 joined the server)
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: heya
Hodgepodgeman123: ah hello there!
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: you like my new emoticon?
Hodgepodgeman123: oh I just read the chat..
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: (𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)(𓂀 ͜ʖ𓂀)
Hodgepodgeman123: Fuck this shit I'm out.
(Hodgepodgeman123 disconnected from the server)
Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin: ',:(
(Dumpledinkinlinkinblinkin disconnected from the server)

by Lightwalker360 February 5, 2020

Autocunnilingus

A female sexual act deemed impossible by most, where a female subject does an extreme frontbend to make their head reach their clitoris, after this the subject begins orally stimulating their own genitals. This is more challenging than male autofellatio, as a female does not have genitalia that extend outwards, where as a male possess one that does. There has been a long search for women that are physically capable of going down on themselves, though the search mostly fails to come to fruition. Most photos centered around autocunnilingus have been Photoshopped, and in reality, is usually a lesbian couple performing 69, with a confusing camera angle. Even a subreddit named r/autocunnilingus has been formed, in the effort to find a female that can do such acts.

Person 1: Hey, I just watched a video of some chick licking her own pussy!
Person 2: Yeah it's called autocunnilingus. Don't bother, it's probably a fake.
Person 1: oh

by Lightwalker360 April 21, 2020

🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰

The word "Fuck" spelt in Regional Indicator Symbol emoticons. Must be spelt with spaces, or else shows up as 🇫🇺🇨🇰 on some devices.

Plistinblitzen: Oh hai Jesus.
Alphanumeral: I'm glad I tried to meet Jesus.
Gecock42069: Hey you
Hodgepodgeman123: u w0t m8?
Gecock42069: 🇫 🇺 🇨 🇰 you.
Jesus777: Wait, that's illegal.
Alphanumeral: you watch rvb?
Jesus777: *incinerates Gecock42069*
Plistinblitzen: Wait
Jesus777: What
Plistinblitzen: If he dies while he's death, then where does he go?
Jesus777: oh noes
Alphanumeral: oh noes
Hodgepodgeman123: oh noes
Plistinblitzen: oh noes
Server: *universe explodes*

by Lightwalker360 March 16, 2020

Autocorrect Trip

When a smartphone user goes to town on their autocorrect, essentially pressing the autocorrect button for a word to come up, then pressing the button again, then pressing the button again, then pressing the button again, and so on. Doing this in a long and extended string is known as "unleashing the autocorrect".

Plistinblitzen: You know I can shut down all your shit?
Alphanumeral: no
Gecock: I'm back duckers.
Plistinblitzen: wat?
Alphanumeral: here let me try
Gecock: no
Alphanumeral: a good day and time to meet with me and you can go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that is why I am asking for a friend to talk to you about it when I see it by the end of the day I was in the shower and then I will be able to make it to the meeting tonight but I don't have any money to pay for the bathroom and I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there you up to today and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow night thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking 😘 tomorrow 😘😉😊😘😉😊😘😉😊 and the laser and the laser 😊😬🕷️👌😊 because I said so many times and I have to go to the store and get something to eat and then pull ups and downs but now I'm going to investigate this time tomorrow morning at your breasts.
Gecock: holy shit dude he just unleashed the autocorrect
Plistinblitzen: no it's just called an autocorrect trip
Gecock: damj it to he'll.

by Lightwalker360 April 21, 2020

🕴️

The best substitute for an exclamation point.

Person 1: !
Person 2: even better, 🕴️
Person 1: whoa.

by Lightwalker360 April 29, 2020

i love my ball

A famous line that The Scout from Team Fortress 2 says.

Scout: Aw, I love my ball.

Heavy: COWARD!

by Lightwalker360 January 30, 2020