atomic wedgie

1. a instance of pulling up a person's underwear between their buttocks and over their head

2. any severe wedgie

Some say an atomic wedgie is an urban myth.

by Light Joker April 21, 2007

Jesus Boots

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

by Light Joker August 17, 2006

cock

the penis(very crude)

He said he did not want to have sex when his cock was chaffed so his wife decided to take a walk.

by Light Joker October 15, 2004

you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate

If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

by Light Joker November 04, 2005

hawk

a person who strongly supports war

Although the Senator was a hawk. He publicly called for the withdrawl of the U.S. soldiers from Iraq

by Light Joker April 09, 2006

Just another pretty face

a mediocre person or thing (from a cliched theme in fiction in which a beautiful and talented woman thinks that men see her as an ordinary sex object)

She's not just another pretty face, she's a nationally recognized teacher.

by Light Joker September 25, 2005

belly flop

a dive in which one strikes the water stomache first

After what happened last time, I am never going to do a belly flop again.

by Light Joker September 03, 2005