Light Joker's definitions

mug

1. the face

2. to attack and rob someone

Those bastards tryed to mug my parents again.

by Light Joker May 22, 2006

eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 16, 2006

paparazzi

photographers and other people involved in the media, who follow people, especially celebrities, in order to look for stories

The Paparazzi are all over this town. They are such assholes.

by Light Joker August 14, 2007

John Hancock

One's singnature(John Hancock was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence.)

All checks must have your John Hancock to prove that you wrote them.

by Light Joker May 23, 2005

not know someone from Adam

to not know someone exists

No one they talked to seemed to know themm from Adam.

by Light Joker April 8, 2004

take a dump

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate

Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.

by Light Joker April 4, 2005

flavor of the month

something that is short lived, a fad

While Pokemon still has many fans, it is no longer the flavor of the month in our country.

by Light Joker July 10, 2007