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garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.
I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.
by lexi November 22, 2004
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josyane

she is just like a josyane
by Lexi November 9, 2004
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shit smear

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear
by lexi June 30, 2004
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Zebra Cakes

a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra
Little Debbie makes Zebra CAkes that are delicious!
by lexi January 11, 2005
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2004

The new year, in which there will be global armageddon and we will all die!
People: Oh, a giant asteroid! Run!
Asteroid: Hah, die people!
People: *Die*
by Lexi December 26, 2003
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Metroburb

1. An urban area that has the settings and the population characteristic of a suburb.
or
2. A suburb, densely populated those reminiscent of urban areas. Also, has a very diverse population.
by Lexi November 25, 2003
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Salty

A term used by Montville Freshmans!!
Noun: Mouthy
Verb: Mouthing Off
Adjective: Your being Mouthy
by Lexi May 13, 2005
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