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lofferbobber

Noun. To be a big fat loser with no friends.
Wow, he's being such a lofferbobber right now.
by Lexi March 13, 2005
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garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.
I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.
by lexi November 22, 2004
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josyane

she is just like a josyane
by Lexi November 9, 2004
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shit smear

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear
by lexi June 30, 2004
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e_e

A face, commonly used in roleplays or chatrooms, that conveys being tired, fed up, or exhausted. Durh.
Blog Entry 87980474: Today was not fun. I had to clean horse crap all day, and baby sit my little sister. e_e!
by Lexi July 1, 2004
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frau cow

frau cow is such a bitch.
by lexi June 10, 2006
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Johnny Depp

I don't mean to ramble but...Johnny Depp is the sexiest, cutest, most talented, suavest, savviest, most huggable, sweetest, hottest, most lovable, nummiest (and every other word such as those) actor/pirate/scissor handed guy/whatever roles he has or will play. I adore him totally and is basically the only guy worth drooling over.
Johnny Depp totally stole the show in PotC, with his half gayness, swagger, sexy voice, worn clothes, gold teeth, and all the other elements of his character.
by Lexi December 26, 2003
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