Lexi's definitions

Eddie!

celery Is a complex zombie obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing. He randomly has trees shoved up my nose ;-) and makes m8s with jehova witnesses :-)

The 10ft stick of celery!!!

by Lexi November 27, 2003

shit smear

derogatory term for an aloof person

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear

by lexi June 30, 2004

josyane

beautiful intelligent caring person

she is just like a josyane

by Lexi November 9, 2004

garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.

I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.

by lexi November 22, 2004

Zebra Cakes

a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra

Little Debbie makes Zebra CAkes that are delicious!

by lexi January 11, 2005

Po

pissed off

you are so annoying, po.

by lexi November 13, 2003

lofferbobber

Noun. To be a big fat loser with no friends.

Wow, he's being such a lofferbobber right now.

by Lexi March 13, 2005