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frau cow

frau cow is such a bitch.
by lexi June 10, 2006
mugGet the frau cowmug.

Johnny Depp

I don't mean to ramble but...Johnny Depp is the sexiest, cutest, most talented, suavest, savviest, most huggable, sweetest, hottest, most lovable, nummiest (and every other word such as those) actor/pirate/scissor handed guy/whatever roles he has or will play. I adore him totally and is basically the only guy worth drooling over.
Johnny Depp totally stole the show in PotC, with his half gayness, swagger, sexy voice, worn clothes, gold teeth, and all the other elements of his character.
by Lexi December 26, 2003
mugGet the Johnny Deppmug.

-ness

A super nifty thing to add on to any word (or name!) at all (and I do mean any).
Hotness, sweetness, w00tness, loveliness, paperness, wordness, lemurness, nessness, arghness, eekness, Katyness, Draconess, Harryness, usness.
by Lexi December 26, 2003
mugGet the -nessmug.

Po

by lexi November 13, 2003
mugGet the Pomug.

Eddie!

celery Is a complex zombie obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing. He randomly has trees shoved up my nose ;-) and makes m8s with jehova witnesses :-)
The 10ft stick of celery!!!
by Lexi November 27, 2003
mugGet the Eddie!mug.

garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.
I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.
by lexi November 22, 2004
mugGet the garfermug.

Zebra Cakes

a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra
Little Debbie makes Zebra CAkes that are delicious!
by lexi January 11, 2005
mugGet the Zebra Cakesmug.

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