Lew's definitions

Boozer

Booze" A boozer is a person who floats in a puddle of self pity unable to come to grips with his own reality. The most notable feature of a boozer is he has forgotten who really cares about him because he or she only cares for booze. Warning do not fall in love with a boozer, it is a love triangle with booze being foremost the love, and the most important.

Boozers can be found in most Bars and clubs, if found in a Bar or Club they will pretend to be your friend or just be nasty to you or just want to be left alone rather than be friendly. They can be found at the same old place day after day, or they at times will come home and set in the dark and drink and be a complet asshole to their wife or husband and kids. Frankly speaking they have no life and they don't want anyone else to have one.

by Lew October 22, 2003

Fuck Krew

A Team of BADASS mother fuckers, whose goal is to destroy.

GUY 1: YO, somebody killed my cat with a plastic orange bat. I think it was FUCK KREW!!!!
GUY 2: You danm right it was FUCK KREW, you fucking faggot. FUCK KREW FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

by LEW April 14, 2005

DWILE FLONKS

when an unlucky one has there rectum raped and there face soiled apon.

I feel sorry for whoever he
dwile flonks.

by lew May 3, 2004

Mog

Mog is a stoner word used for food while stoned. It can also be used at a verb.

Dude, you got any good mog.

Man, I'm gonna mog out your frig ok?

by Lew March 11, 2004