11 definitions by Lew

Boozer

Booze" A boozer is a person who floats in a puddle of self pity unable to come to grips with his own reality. The most notable feature of a boozer is he has forgotten who really cares about him because he or she only cares for booze. Warning do not fall in love with a boozer, it is a love triangle with booze being foremost the love, and the most important.

Boozers can be found in most Bars and clubs, if found in a Bar or Club they will pretend to be your friend or just be nasty to you or just want to be left alone rather than be friendly. They can be found at the same old place day after day, or they at times will come home and set in the dark and drink and be a complet asshole to their wife or husband and kids. Frankly speaking they have no life and they don't want anyone else to have one.

by Lew October 22, 2003

DWILE FLONKS

when an unlucky one has there rectum raped and there face soiled apon.

I feel sorry for whoever he
dwile flonks.

by Lew May 3, 2004

off the rip

Very cool. Worthy of praise. Used to describe something that is noteworthy. Similar to "off the chain."

That girl at the mall had a ugly face, but her ass was off the rip, dog.

by Lew April 14, 2003

pizzel

The penis of a cow (bull). Slang term for the penis of a human. Usually used in a comedic fashion.

Why don't I stick my fuckin pizzel in your mouth, bitch?

by Lew April 14, 2003