5 definitions by Levi Spencer
“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.
by Levi Spencer September 5, 2020
When you dye you hair blue, shave it all off, submerge a toilet plunger in diarrhea, and cover the end with the blue hair. Slap a Ninja headband on, and proceed to aggressively penetrate a male or female genitalia.
by Levi Spencer December 10, 2020
When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.
by Levi Spencer January 24, 2021
When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging
by Levi Spencer September 3, 2020
by Levi Spencer September 5, 2020