10 definitions by LeroyLooselips

When a woman’s vagina was pumped so full of air from getting railed and then proceeds to queef violently and uncontrollably for extended periods of time.
This hoe got pumped so full of air that her pussy was flappergasted and the whole room smelled like steamed broccoli...
by LeroyLooselips March 10, 2021
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When a woman attacks with her low hanging flappy vagina lips.
That girl’s va jj lips hang so low she smacked herself in the face with em while jogging. She flap attacked herself tryin to stay in shape.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
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Knick the Ridge:

When one is shaving around their brown eye and catches the razor on one of their butthole ridges.
Knick The Ridge: a small cut on one of the butthole wrinkles

Man, my girl was shavin’ her black cherry and accidentally knicked a ridge. No playin in the fudge factory tonight boys.
by LeroyLooselips March 27, 2020
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A super horny female on a mission to get some dick, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. Men are nothing more than meat to a vagalante.
I was attacked and used for sex by a vicious vagalante.

The vagalantes roam the city, punishing penis’ .
by LeroyLooselips May 1, 2019
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The most severe of all diarrhea. Unrelenting and persistent like Bruce Willis in the movie Die Hard, this is the kind of diarrhea that will stop at nothing to escape from one’s asshole. An anal flame thrower.
Feels like I’m going to shit flames and razor blades when Die Hard Rita attacks.
by LeroyLooselips May 1, 2019
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The blue liquid in port-a-potties that are long overdue for a cleaning. So the fecal/urine mixture resembles a blue beef stew.
Don’t use that port-a-potty, the guy never cleaned it so it’s a blue stew buffet.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
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When one bro is really excited for another bro.

When a casual bromance becomes bromosexually active.
Bro, the way you drink beer competitively gives me a raging broner.

Bro, your new truck gives me a total broner.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
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