Definitions by Leonardo Givenchy

grapple-sack

A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.

Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.

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A person who is attracted to people with Down's syndrome or some other form of mental retardation.

Damn, that Mike loves his girls stupid -- he's probably a chromosome chaser.

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