Definitions by Lemonboy
peni
murma
An ancient Africian voodoo belief:
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
analisation
when you get bummed so hard that you get diarrhea (lasting up to seven days +) and internal bleeding.
Note: do not confuse with Anal-I-Nation; a crazy porno that you're not allowed to see.
Note: do not confuse with Anal-I-Nation; a crazy porno that you're not allowed to see.
analisation by lemonboy October 1, 2006
ricky for the dot
1. when you're ricky, for the dot
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald
Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald
Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.
ricky for the dot by lemonboy October 1, 2006
hood wank
penis war
when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.
HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.
Some items used are:
Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.
HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.
Some items used are:
Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.
Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.
cock pushing
when a guy shoves stuff down his bell end, until it is big enough to fit another man's cock down it. He would start off with smaller objects (like a nail or screwdriver) until he's ready for the big game.
cock pushing by lemonboy September 30, 2006