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An ancient Africian voodoo belief:
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
by lemonboy October 1, 2006
Get the murma mug.1. when you love it something to hard, you gotta bum it
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.
by lemonboy October 3, 2006
Get the bum it blue mug.1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.
Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.
Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).
TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...
by Lemonboy September 25, 2006
Get the poo race mug.The leader of a bummer gang. Will usually coordinate meetings, choose who gets a rogering and what clothes are fashionable.
He looks over and protects the other bummers, using sophistcated colloquialisms and bitch-slappin' to defend of enemies (usually big fat lesbos).
the bum chief is not to be confused with the bum chef, who cooks and prepares the bums before they are eaten.
Bum chiefs are known as 'la roi de bout' (butt king) in French and 'Brauner Lochmeister' (brown hole master) in German. There is no solid defintion in Italy as everyone is a bum chief.
He looks over and protects the other bummers, using sophistcated colloquialisms and bitch-slappin' to defend of enemies (usually big fat lesbos).
the bum chief is not to be confused with the bum chef, who cooks and prepares the bums before they are eaten.
Bum chiefs are known as 'la roi de bout' (butt king) in French and 'Brauner Lochmeister' (brown hole master) in German. There is no solid defintion in Italy as everyone is a bum chief.
TODD: I saw this guy in yellow speedo pummeling some other dude with a butt plug!?!
RUDDY: I thought you were gonna stop going to porn theatres!
the bum chief isn't here today, he's cleaning his sphincter as it is filled with jam
RUDDY: I thought you were gonna stop going to porn theatres!
the bum chief isn't here today, he's cleaning his sphincter as it is filled with jam
by lemonboy October 2, 2006
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