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Definitions by Lemonboy

bum chief 

The leader of a bummer gang. Will usually coordinate meetings, choose who gets a rogering and what clothes are fashionable.

He looks over and protects the other bummers, using sophistcated colloquialisms and bitch-slappin' to defend of enemies (usually big fat lesbos).

the bum chief is not to be confused with the bum chef, who cooks and prepares the bums before they are eaten.

Bum chiefs are known as 'la roi de bout' (butt king) in French and 'Brauner Lochmeister' (brown hole master) in German. There is no solid defintion in Italy as everyone is a bum chief.
TODD: I saw this guy in yellow speedo pummeling some other dude with a butt plug!?!
RUDDY: I thought you were gonna stop going to porn theatres!

the bum chief isn't here today, he's cleaning his sphincter as it is filled with jam
bum chief by lemonboy October 2, 2006

analisation 

when you get bummed so hard that you get diarrhea (lasting up to seven days +) and internal bleeding.

Note: do not confuse with Anal-I-Nation; a crazy porno that you're not allowed to see.
i was at a wild party last night, i recieved analisation, now i can't sit down.
analisation by lemonboy October 1, 2006
An ancient Africian voodoo belief:

when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.

Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.

Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
RUDDY: shit, my penis fell of!!
TOG: Don't worry baby, it's just murma!
RUDDY: Yippeee!!!!
murma by lemonboy October 1, 2006

ricky for the dot 

1. when you're ricky, for the dot
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald

Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.
BETH: are you ricky?
FRED: no, i'm ricky, ricky for the dot!
ricky for the dot by lemonboy October 1, 2006

hood wank 

when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.
i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky
hood wank by lemonboy October 1, 2006

penis war 

when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.

HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.

Some items used are:

Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.
Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.
penis war by lemonboy September 30, 2006

cock pushing 

when a guy shoves stuff down his bell end, until it is big enough to fit another man's cock down it. He would start off with smaller objects (like a nail or screwdriver) until he's ready for the big game.

cock pushing is wrong, just plain wrong, unless your drunk...then it's fun
cock pushing by lemonboy September 30, 2006