when a guy shoves stuff down his bell end, until it is big enough to fit another man's cock down it. He would start off with smaller objects (like a nail or screwdriver) until he's ready for the big game.
by lemonboy September 30, 2006

when you get bummed so hard that you get diarrhea (lasting up to seven days +) and internal bleeding.
Note: do not confuse with Anal-I-Nation; a crazy porno that you're not allowed to see.
Note: do not confuse with Anal-I-Nation; a crazy porno that you're not allowed to see.
by lemonboy October 01, 2006

the mating call of some cyber asian woman i met on the web.
I guess it's a mixture of McDonalds, a farmer, a penis and a Mr. Myagi.
I guess it's a mixture of McDonalds, a farmer, a penis and a Mr. Myagi.
by lemonboy October 03, 2006

An ancient Africian voodoo belief:
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
by lemonboy October 01, 2006

1. when you love it something to hard, you gotta bum it
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.
by lemonboy October 03, 2006

1. when you're ricky, for the dot
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald
Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald
Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.
by lemonboy October 01, 2006

by lemonboy October 02, 2006
