Lemonboy's definitions

poo race

1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.

Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).

TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...

by Lemonboy September 25, 2006

analisation

when you get bummed so hard that you get diarrhea (lasting up to seven days +) and internal bleeding.

Note: do not confuse with Anal-I-Nation; a crazy porno that you're not allowed to see.

i was at a wild party last night, i recieved analisation, now i can't sit down.

by lemonboy October 1, 2006

bum it blue

1. when you love it something to hard, you gotta bum it
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.

I love Lionel Blair, if i ever see him i am gonna bum it blue!!

by lemonboy October 3, 2006

hood wank

when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.

i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky

by lemonboy October 1, 2006

ricky for the dot

1. when you're ricky, for the dot
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald

Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.

BETH: are you ricky?
FRED: no, i'm ricky, ricky for the dot!

by lemonboy October 1, 2006

peni

a really, really small penis. so small it isn't allowed the s on the end.

John has got such a small peni, it looks like a baby squirrel!

by lemonboy October 2, 2006

cumberbox

a box to keep my cum in, not yours.

my cumberbox is as big as a poubelle.

by lemonboy October 2, 2006