hood wank

when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.

i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky

by lemonboy October 01, 2006

whannel

when you strum on your dick so hard it explodes.

i saw this guy wailing on his dick so hard, it was like whannel hard.

by lemonboy October 02, 2006

mulletbag

1. a bag to keep your mullet in
2. a bag full of mullets, ready for distribution to the masses.
3. a bag made out of mullet; very hairy to the touch
4. a mullet made of bag, so i guess that means cotton or polyester or something.
5. an old lady with a mullet.
6 a gigantic mullet, about 7ft x 100ft, carrying a very gnarly bag (or bagette).

i just saw a massive mulletbag holding a mulletbag. he met up with another mulletbag and they compared mulletbags before mulletfaced.

by lemonboy October 03, 2006

mulletface

someone with a really hairy face, like super hairy.

man i saw this guy with a mulletface, the hair was literally hanging of his chin.

by lemonboy September 23, 2008

poo race

1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.

Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).

TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...

by Lemonboy September 25, 2006

penis war

when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.

HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.

Some items used are:

Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.

Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.

by lemonboy September 30, 2006

peni

a really, really small penis. so small it isn't allowed the s on the end.

John has got such a small peni, it looks like a baby squirrel!

by lemonboy October 02, 2006