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American Taliban Beard

(n) Not to be confused with the Hipster Beard, or the Charles Manson Beard, the American Taliban Beard is a full beard worn with a shaved head.

Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.

Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.
The American Taliban Beard is the laziest haircut a man can have. Never have to comb your hair & never have to shave.
by Leisure Class Hero October 19, 2010
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Fun killer

Someone or something which ruins the ever elusive "fun". A downer or buzzkill.

Someone who is not into what everyone else is doing.
"My roomate is a real fun killer."

"Judy, when you mention your yeast infection when I'm all hot & bothered, it's a real fun killer."

"The cops showing up when we are chucking bottles off the balcony is a real fun killer."
by Leisure Class Hero October 25, 2009
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