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Instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to Melissa's trendy diets. She went from being a strict vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants.
by Leisure Class Hero May 7, 2011
mugGet the Instinctomug.

Fun killer

Someone or something which ruins the ever elusive "fun". A downer or buzzkill.

Someone who is not into what everyone else is doing.
"My roomate is a real fun killer."

"Judy, when you mention your yeast infection when I'm all hot & bothered, it's a real fun killer."

"The cops showing up when we are chucking bottles off the balcony is a real fun killer."
by Leisure Class Hero October 25, 2009
mugGet the Fun killermug.

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