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Definitions by Legit not a troll

A Twitter retard who contributes nothing to an argument by posting Kim Chung Soo or some other random K-Pop singer, whilst also begging for you to "Stan" them.
Shut up, K-Tard
K-Tard by Legit not a troll June 14, 2020

Austin Powersed It 

When you manage to lodge your vehicle sideways in a tight space, and it'll take a million point turn to free it.
"Mate, you've proper Austin Powersed It there. You're never getting that out"

Woman bagging 

A common hypocrisy by feminists when they themselves complain about how manspreading takes up too much space in public spaces.
"You can't complain about manspreading when you're taking up more seats than me with your woman bagging"

Vegemite Sandwich

Known for being handed to tourists to the OZ by a muscular man from Brussels that may/may not look like a middle aged woman if you ask him if he speaks your language. After giving you said sandwich, he often tells you. "I come from a land down under, Where beer does flow and men chunder, Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover!"
"Oi, Bill, when you go to the OZ, watch out for muscular brussels men, they will try to give you a vegemite sandwich!"
A mis-spelling of Spam, also can be used to call someone the equivalent of "Blithering Idiot" or "daft cunt"
Harold, you fucking spem!
Spem by Legit not a troll June 4, 2018

Everything's coming up Milhouse 

An exclamation added to the end of a sentence... e.g. when you hate flood pants but then you realize how effective they really are.
"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

doorknob 

Known for being illegal to lick on other planets
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob
doorknob by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018