Legit not a troll's definitions

doorknob

Known for being illegal to lick on other planets

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob

by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018

Slav Juice

Another word commonly used for Vodka, rarely used in Slav countries

"Hey Mike, pass the Slav Juice"

by Legit not a troll December 19, 2017

Austin Powersed It

When you manage to lodge your vehicle sideways in a tight space, and it'll take a million point turn to free it.

"Mate, you've proper Austin Powersed It there. You're never getting that out"

by Legit not a troll July 28, 2019

Everything's coming up Milhouse

An exclamation added to the end of a sentence... e.g. when you hate flood pants but then you realize how effective they really are.

"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018

Spem

A mis-spelling of Spam, also can be used to call someone the equivalent of "Blithering Idiot" or "daft cunt"

Harold, you fucking spem!

by Legit not a troll June 4, 2018

Woman bagging

A common hypocrisy by feminists when they themselves complain about how manspreading takes up too much space in public spaces.

"You can't complain about manspreading when you're taking up more seats than me with your woman bagging"

by Legit not a troll July 28, 2019

Yvan eht nioj

A completely innocent string of words. Known for strangely giving people the urge to join the navy.

"Yvan eht nioj, bro"

by Legit not a troll August 10, 2017