3 definitions by Leftie Luci

The act of breaking up with your significant other through the use of Facebook with or without any prior notification.

Facebreaking and Facebreaked are also versions.
I had to FACEBREAK Cecelia again, because she is too emotional and possessive.

Bob FACEBREAKED me, he should have called me first, when I checked his FB, his status says he is single.
by Leftie Luci September 21, 2009
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The act of having squeezed one's self into excessively tight clothing to the point where one cannot move and the buttons are screaming for mercy often resulting in an unflattering look.
She sausaged herself into the jeans she wore in high school resulting in a muffin top!
by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009
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The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.
I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.
by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009
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