A gay that belongs to you.

A person who's mom has got it going on. See also, Stacy's Mom.

To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at.

A type of confectionary which is black in colour and round. Some people like to suck on them, others prefer to lick them. They originate from Africa. Nowdays, due to the phobia of using the word "nigger", they're often known as blackballs.

When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.