Lee Ji Hoon's definitions

hung like your mom

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.

Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"

by Lee Ji Hoon December 19, 2007

fuck you in the mom

To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at.

Hey fag, last night I fucked you... IN THE MOM!

Wow girl, can I fuck you in the mom?

by Lee Ji Hoon April 2, 2008

gayger counter

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.

Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!

by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007

give birth to a nigger

To give birth to a nigger is an euphemism for taking a shit. Not sure where it comes from but out of all the euphemisms, it is perhaps the one that is the most true to the original statement.

Holy crap, I need to give birth to a nigger, I'll be right back!

by Lee Ji Hoon August 3, 2007

e-mo

A mo (moustache) on teh internets, similar to an e-mail or an e-penis.

Nerd girl: "Whoa, that guy has a hot e-mo!"

by Lee Ji Hoon January 11, 2008

stacy

A person who's mom has got it going on. See also, Stacy's Mom.

Damn, that young kid over there is such a Stacy!

by Lee Ji Hoon December 28, 2007

your gay

A gay that belongs to you.

Your gay is really gay.

by Lee Ji Hoon August 13, 2007